Hey, Government, Stop Treating Me Like A Fucking Baby!
Alexander S. Peak11 January 2007
[EDITOR’S NOTE: This piece contains language which may be offensive to some audiences. Reader discretion is advised.]
I heard yesterday in class (because I have no time to pay much attention to the news these days) that the scum are about to raise, by way of the gun, my wage from $6.50 to $7.25. That’s a seventy-five cent increase.
HOW DARE THEY!
If I want a fucking raise, I should go and ask for it myself. If I am unsatisfied with my pay, I should get a different job.
It’s MY fucking responsibility.
It’s MY fucking life.
Dear government, get the fuck out of my life. I am an adult, I don’t need you treating me like some little helpless baby.
As a side-note, the government has no right to raise my pay. What they have is a monopoly on force, and despite what it thinks, might does not make right.
